How we help you succeed
We do one thing: help drain-cleaning and hydro-jetting companies get more of the jobs they actually want. The whole system is taught here for free. When you want help doing it, there are three ways to hire us — a one-time audit, a complete build plan, or fully hands-off. Prices are right on this page.
Learn it free. All of it.
The complete 30-point plan is published right here — positioning, pricing, website, Google Business Profile, ads, reviews, selling jetting at the kitchen table, follow-up. Plus long-form guides on the big topics, and a 2-minute self-check that grades where you stand today. No email wall, no "book a call to unlock."
Why give away the farm? Because an educated owner is our favorite client — and most owners who read the plan realize the problem was never knowing what to do. It's finding the hours to do it.
Three ways to work with us
Every plan is built on real data from your own market — your rankings, your rivals, your phone line. Pick the level of help you want.
The Audit
$750 one-time
A letter grade for your whole operation — and the priority list of what's costing you calls, in order.
- Full audit of your website and visibility, with real data — your rankings vs your top 3 rivals, all 30 points, Google Business Profile, reviews, listings, speed, call tracking
- The mystery call to your line — recording or word-for-word transcript, plus a scorecard
- The sales-close review — how your quotes land at the kitchen table
- Letter grade, report card by phase, and the priority list of what to fix first
If we don't find at least 3 things worth fixing, you get your money back. That's in writing.
Get the audit →The Blueprint
$1,950 one-time
Everything in The Audit, plus the complete build plan written for your company — so you know exactly what to do, and in what order.
- Everything in The Audit
- A real phone call first — we get on the phone with you and learn your business and your area before we write a word
- The step-by-step build plan for your company: which pages to build (with the titles), your Google Business Profile posting calendar, your ad campaign structure with keywords for your town, and word-for-word scripts for your techs
- Sequenced — first, second, third — with honest time estimates for each step
- Handed over in a working session, not dropped in your inbox
- The weekly Playbook newsletter: one actionable move every week
Already bought The Audit? Upgrade within 30 days and pay only the difference — $1,200.
Get the Blueprint →Hands-Off
from $1,495 /mo · month-to-month
We run the whole 30-point system. Your only job is taking care of the leads and the customers.
- The site and pages, the Google profile, the ads, the reviews, the follow-up — all of it, run for you
- No contracts. Month-to-month, cancel any time
- You own everything we build — the site, the profile, every lead — and keep it all if you leave
- Your $750 audit fee is credited in full toward month one
Founding clients, limited spots — one person does the work, and that's on purpose.
Get a free review →Compare the plans
The same three plans, side by side.
| AThe Audit$750 one-time | BThe Blueprint$1,950 one-time | CHands-Offfrom $1,495/mo | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Letter grade + report card | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Mystery call to your line | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Priority list of what's costing you calls | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Phone call to learn your business & area | — | ✓ | ✓ |
| Step-by-step build plan written for your company | — | ✓ | We run it |
| Weekly Playbook newsletter | — | ✓ | — |
| We do the work for you | — | — | ✓ |
| You own everything | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Price | $750 one-time | $1,950 one-time | from $1,495/mo |
Which path is right for you?
Start free if…
You've got quiet-season hours and someone in the company likes this work. The plan is sequenced — start at step 1 and learn it instead of buying it.
The Audit if…
The phone's too quiet and you don't know why. $750 buys the grade, the mystery call, and the list of what's costing you calls — in order.
The Blueprint if…
You or your team will do the work, but you want the plan written for your company — pages, posting calendar, ad structure, scripts — not a general one.
Hands-Off if…
The trucks are busy and nobody wants to own the marketing. We run the whole system; you take the calls — and you own everything we build.
Start with the free plan. If you hire us later, you'll know exactly what you're buying and how to hold us accountable to it. If you never hire us, you'll still have a better business. That's the deal.
13 years marketing drain-line & jetting services
I've spent the last 13 years in the plumbing world, marketing drain-line and jetting services — including years running the ad budget, around $50K a month, for one of the bigger jetting-equipment makers in the country. Alongside that: two decades building business software, which is why the audits and tooling on this site run on systems I built myself.
I published the whole 30-point plan free because an educated owner is my favorite client. Some owners run it themselves and never pay me a dime — good. The ones who'd rather stay on the truck hire me to run it.
When you send a form on this site, I'm the one who reads it. If you hire us, I'm the one doing the work — no account manager, no handoff.
Questions? vinnie@excelvbamaster.com
Not sure yet? Get a free review.
Tell us about your company and service area. We'll look at where you stand against the 30-point plan and show you where the high-value jobs are hiding — 15 minutes, no obligation, whichever path you take.
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